Saturday, April 05, 2008

Rent-a-John

My car should be carry the label "Sulabh Shouchalay" for crows and sparrows. This reminds me of the mobile toilets in USA, generally with a painted line "rent-a-john" and a phone number - 2805 3434 / 2805 2929. Do not call at this number. It's the contact number for Kayakalp clinic - more details on the posters in Mumbai local trains.

In one of the Hindi cinemas we have a song -
John, Janny, Janardan,
Tara rum pum pum pum....

Now a million dollar question -
What does "John" stand for in this line?

You must have thought that by answering this you would get one million dollars. No, wait. It doesn't mean that. It means you have to pay one million dollars to buy this question and only then you will be allowed to answer it.

I like to write such stupid and non-sense things. It gives me peace. Non-sense people who like to read such posts would have peace as well. Well, this way one day a compilation of my blogs would make a story for some super-duper hit masala movie - not to mention that it would be a hindi movie.

A Big B(bull?) farm in Maharashtra, a couple of Rent-a-Johns at different corners of the farm and a character named Amar Singh impatiently knocking at the John's door with a small bucket in his hand that's leaking a few drops every minute. aah, what a scene to start the movie!