Joke by Sardar

Once a sardar couple gives birth to a baby-boy. The boy is exceptionally brilliant from the birth. He starts speaking on Einsteins relativity theory. The parent sardar gets confused to see this. He thinks, "Oye, ये तो अपने comunity की इज्जत मिट्टी मैं मिलाएगा |". So he decides of removing his baby's one half of the brain.

Even after the surgery things do not seem to be in control. The baby now starts writing proofs on derivatives and integration. The parent sardar now has no other option but to remove the remaining half in order to save some respect for his family and community as well. He worriedly proceeds with the surgery of his baby to see his baby say -

" जल खॉबे " !